A game that dares to ask “what if EVERY Konami game had Castlevania’s awful stairs?”

Recommended if you like classic Konami characters such as Simon Belmont, Goemon, uh Getsu Fuuma Den I suppose, and I dunno is TwinBee in this too? Kind of funny that the theme song for each character plays when you select them, and not during that character’s level, which means if you want to you can go through Dracula’s castle jamming to Goemon’s goofy feudal Japan tunes.

Also recommended if you love riding the rightmost edge of the screen’s goddamn nutsack to scroll forward. Konami sure thinks you do!

Reviewed on Mar 11, 2024


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