If you liked River City Ransom but also like all the best things about JRPGs, such as unclear maze-like level design, random encounters, grinding for EXP, a runtime twice as long as it should be, and a plot that goes for deadly serious when it really should be going for campy fun instead, then BOY DO I HAVE A GAME FOR YOU

Also recommended if you really want to hit girls. You get to punch and kick so many girls in this game. This is straight-up a girl-fighting simulator. Either the developers grew up just wanting to wail on girls at school and poured that energy into this game, or whoever played this on the YouTube video I watched for some reason just picked a fight with every girl stranger that walked by him. Either way, it’s weird. If I were Anita Sarkeesian I would be weeping and wringing my hands in the middle of my video review for this game that no one in the United States has ever played before, but I’m not, so