Genie of the Lamp: I am the great and powerful genie of the lamp! If you have wishes three, all you need is but ask and each shall be granted-

Me: I wish Bonk’s Adventure for the TurboGrafx-16 had better play control.

Er, very well, it is granted! Now, if you have any wish in your heart, anything at all you can imagine-

I wish Bonk’s Revenge for the TurboGrafx-16 had better play control.

Okay, uh… sure. Now then, if you have but…

I wish Bonk 3: Bonk’s Big Adventure…

…anything your heart desires…

I wish it had better play control.

…

It’s for the Turbo-

Yeah yeah, I know.