This game posits that when Mike Jones dies he becomes a ghost and gets a halo harp and wings and floats straight to heaven. I feel like it’s extra cruel because even after failing to solve the mystery of the alien presence on the islands and rescuing his scientist uncle, the game denies him even the small consolation that all the philosophers of old agreed that every man gets in death, the immediate cessation of one’s worldly cares. A life eternal in empyrean bliss for you? No! Get your ass back down to the profane earth and kill some more rats with your yo-yo.

Anyway pgood but the dungeon design could have done with a little more variety I think and also maybe it could take a little less time for mike to turn around on a dime