What the hell is this shit? Mario and Bowser aren’t FRIENDS! Princess Peach isn’t just gonna go ahead and race alongside Bowser and Donkey Kong after basically being assaulted by them her whole life, Yoshi and the Koopas aren’t going to put aside their differences after the latter nearly genocided yoshi’s whole race. “Good race Yoshi, and also sorry about that business from before, I was just following orders.” This isn’t the Olympics, there’s no settling your disputes with sport here. These guys are mortal enemies, hopelessly entangled in a vendetta in which its redoubtable knots can only be loosened by blood.

I don’t know, the whole premise is just far too absurd for me. I don’t think this series has much of a future, to be honest