Full disclosure, the main reason I played this is because I am friends with someone involved in the making of it. His name is coincidentally Evan, just like the creative director of the game Evan Anthony. I thought “Evan Anthony” was like his pen name or something so I messaged him after I played it and I was like the game is cool, but why are they calling you Evan Anthony and he was like Garrett what the fuck are you talking about. That was probably the most confusing thing about this game to me.

It’s not the most intuitive puzzle game but I’m also not the most patient person, so. Also they said they were inspired by Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino, but I like this better than that book. As good as a lot of the stories are in that, at least Genesis Noir doesn’t end with the narrator, over and over again, horndogging over some lady and kicking himself over not getting to bust