A fantastic arcade shooter that's not afraid of being hokey and goofy. House of the Dead would start a legacy of awesome rail-shooting action in a way where they want you to feel like you're the star of a zombie-slaying action movie! Or co-star, if you play with a friend. The game has a hefty number of beginner's traps, but many of them are definitely manageable if you have good reaction timing.

That remake is probably going to suck ass.