The best worst game of all time.

The most video game.

There is so much game in this game.

It tries to be everything and mostly accomplishes being a headache. Binging one of the campaigns in a day feels like what being on cocaine must feel like.

I can dropkick everyone, but I'm unable to find my weapons on the user interface. All these cartoonish series-wide characters meet for the first time and all they get to do is point guns at one another and scream. And you get to see each and every scene twice. Along with playing what must be the 4 or 5 worst boss fights in the franchise history again and again.

I'm gonna rank the campaigns now:

1. Jake
2. Chris
3. Leon
4. Ada

P.S.A. description:

Jake's is the most balanced mix of goofy fun bullshit;

Chris' is the one that gets the most out of the core mechanics and seems to be the only actually built for the game it's in, but the low points drag for too long;

Leon's... everyone lied to me all this years saying this was the best! The thin paint of a nostalgic setting covers horrible enemy and level designs that are not built for the game they are in. An exercise in forcing the square peg through the round hole;

Ada's is just shitty puzzles and repeating the worst boss fights.


0/10, I loved it! Kidnap a friend and force him to play it with you.