It is very pretty, it has fantastic music, and I would like to bury my face in Lightning's alluring armpits; but it's fairly average besides that. The level design is excessively linear and the story is nothing special, the combat system is engaging and was expanded and improved in the sequels. Lightning also has a navel piercing and I would like to lick every square inch of her sweaty tummy.

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Reviewed on Aug 25, 2023


3 Comments


8 months ago

Gooner Steve can I ask you a question? You claim that the the game is fairly average yet you rate the game 5/5? Why was this?

8 months ago

Because I liked it.
-GoonerSteve

7 months ago

oh dear