Recently, greatest youtube channel of all time Classics of Game returned after two years of radio silence, leading to me taking another trek through their back catalogue, leading me to remember "Oh Yeah, I've Played this Game Before! I should log it!"

One of the least fun things I've ever played! Play as Conan as he shish kebab's strangers in the cock for eternity to the pleasant sounds of birdsong! Meander on through neverending stages of this until you die after 5 minutes out of boredom. How EA escaped the 90s publishing nothing but garbage like this is beyond me.