(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

It's very calm. Like a nature documentary. About golf!

Aahhh. Peace.

No, type "voiceless glottal stop", then "peace".

And then, I've gotten a bulls-eye before, but not on this playthrough. I started over because... I don't know why. Ah, the trees, the graphics, the music, the vibe. Very calm.