(8-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
So. I like Dangerous Golf because it's very satisfying when you break lots of stuff and the craziest thing was when I was in a hole where there's a bunch of golf holes and I shot through ALL of them by bouncing off the walls and it was all about luck, and I made more than two million dollars on my first try! And the reason why it's satisfying is when you destroy stuff it make a lot of smashing noises and it's really flashy and I like flashy stuff, and the way that the money counts up and all the stuff that you break and what it's worth going up in the corner is also very satisfying.
And the reason why it's all about destroying is because... I think the lore behind it is about a guy filming a TV show? Because it's got TV stuff and it seems like one of those cool TV shows where everything's extreme? And there's a LOT of different places, and I've unlocked four countries. Australia, France, the USA, and England. And there's a lot of signature moves that you can do, and if you break a certain amount of stuff you can press Circle and get a Smashbreaker and destroy a lot of stuff, and if you hit stuff you could get a Secret Sauce, and there's a lot of different levels and holes and the music is like fast guitars, which is making it sound extreme. And there's... it's just crazy! So, grab your PS- wait no. Turn on your PS5, go to- click on Dangerous Golf, and get smashing!
So. I like Dangerous Golf because it's very satisfying when you break lots of stuff and the craziest thing was when I was in a hole where there's a bunch of golf holes and I shot through ALL of them by bouncing off the walls and it was all about luck, and I made more than two million dollars on my first try! And the reason why it's satisfying is when you destroy stuff it make a lot of smashing noises and it's really flashy and I like flashy stuff, and the way that the money counts up and all the stuff that you break and what it's worth going up in the corner is also very satisfying.
And the reason why it's all about destroying is because... I think the lore behind it is about a guy filming a TV show? Because it's got TV stuff and it seems like one of those cool TV shows where everything's extreme? And there's a LOT of different places, and I've unlocked four countries. Australia, France, the USA, and England. And there's a lot of signature moves that you can do, and if you break a certain amount of stuff you can press Circle and get a Smashbreaker and destroy a lot of stuff, and if you hit stuff you could get a Secret Sauce, and there's a lot of different levels and holes and the music is like fast guitars, which is making it sound extreme. And there's... it's just crazy! So, grab your PS- wait no. Turn on your PS5, go to- click on Dangerous Golf, and get smashing!