"Why don't we make resident evil but with raptors?"
"Awesome!"

"And one of these retardosauruses will take half of your inventory to kill making combat useless."
"Wait."

"And every door will now require you to find either two keycards or jump through a flaming hoop saying that you love this game."
"WAIT!"

"And the big bad boss T-Rex will die in like four shotgun shots. If you time it well, it'll never even attack."
"What the fuck..."

Although there are two good things here.
1. Regina's thighs.
2. T-Rex entry cutscene on a roof. That music piece was marvelous.