Tried to sit down on my computer chair like Riker does and herniated two discs in my back like Shawn Michaels instead.

When I got a Dreamcast second hand I was enthralled at the fishing rod controller included by the lady that sold us it. "What's this even for?" I asked.

"... fish."

Yeah, it was for fish. Fuck yeah, it was for fish!

Yes, I will be that guy. We're going to play Quiplash 3 because another round of Magic the Gathering is going to fucking kill me.

The closest a lad from my country is ever going to get to a 1911.

Serious step down from the old Thunder games.

The thrill of custom maps and "hey, that's next to XYZ!" for callouts is gone quickly.

A mascot horror game that hasn't outstayed its welcome? Tattletail himself is very cute, and definitely helps temper the horror aspect of it all. Played this in one sitting in a hotel room, made for good entertainment for a couple of hours.

Adrenaline, in my soul
Bret Hart vs Cody Rhodes

Great roster, anyone missing can be added back in via community creations. Far fewer bugs this time but Universe mode manages to take one step forward and two steps back. Let me do War Games at a PPV!

Here comes another Chinese earthquake

The greatest comedy ever released for PS3.

Dad's favourite game. Can't bring myself to go back to it, knowing his save files are on my Steam account. Miss you, old man - wish you were here to do the exact same thing you always did and refuse to turn the actual game off because "if I close the laptop lid it turns off anyway".

You, you, you, and you - FUCK off outta here, yeah?

"No can do."
"Can't get there."
"You're in my spot, sir."

Guys please just throw a fucking stinger into the room I am begging you

I haven't laughed at a game like this since Heavy Rain.

Thought about this game's menu theme for the first time in years a couple of days ago. Hell of a soundtrack.