If you want a beat em up with over-the-top action, at blisteringly erratic speeds, rewarding combat once mastered and loads and LOADS of machismo..... Fuck it. Urban Reign, God Hand and Spike Out: Final Edition will do you fine. I'll even throw Yakuza 2 in there. That game can grow hairs from underneath the dual layered disc.

But if you pine for panty shots from women ages 16-25, J-rock with some SoundCloud mumbles mixed in there accompanied with combat with the complexity of your average Simple Series title (with characters just as complex), run, don't walk..... to a Sex therapist cuz that's the least punishing place I could think of for its core audience.

For real, it's a dumb lil brawler that's unapologetically pervy but loads of characters to play as and encourages replayablity. Not that I'd go back to any previous "missions" personally but I'm sure someone will. And hopefully that same someone refers to my piece of advice on paragraph 2 if they have the symptoms listed.

Reviewed on Aug 31, 2021


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