The graphics aren't bad and the game only cost like 2 dollars or whatever the fuck I paid for it. Wasn't much. That's all the positives I have. Everything in this game moves like shit and has the same strategy of stepping backwards and hitting while they recover. There's lava too for some reason, not sure what fun is derived from jumping your sluggish-ass MC over a thin strip of magma but whatever. You can buy weapons but they're all the same with different reach.

This game is incredibly simple, I can see the throwback appeal but really it doesn't stack up at all these days. It's reasonable value for the minuscule price and it's also kind of hilarious so I guess 2 stars is fine.