Okay, so, a friend of mine that knows that I have a raging fetish with old men bought me this for my birthday, and I just finished it
It exacerbates my mental illness and I must say that I just speedran the dialogue cause I felt like it was too american for me to understand with all the references and big dialogues and whatnot
So I must speak (spoilers of course) about every daddy because I need to put my feelings into words
In the order I romanced them
Joseph: holy fuck he's the first I fell in love with, and his dates were like the ones that exuded romance the most out of all of them, but Jesus that ending just destroyed me
I'd still let him cuck me and use me only to cheat on his wife I don't care
Robert: I'm a sucker for "I can fix him" mfs and damn, I sexed him at the start but him crying on my shoulder was better than anything
His dates were pretty funny too but I must say I excercised my speedreading on his third date because I wasn't going to read all of that shit
Hugo: Pretty gimmicky, I guess it's pretty realistic that you do nerd things when you date a nerd and he felt pretty authentic but I don't think he really delivered
Brian: Also gimmicky, it was just fluff and I don't really like that but that last scene with him pretty much made me like him
Mat: The most boring out of them all, I must say I liked his ending and third date but he's just insufferably boring and I hate people who make music their personality so he didn't sit well with me
Craig: I don't really like him (newborn dad lmao) but I did like his relationship with the avatar, felt pretty authentic and it was nice to see him develop a little
Damien: Too feminine for me (since I'm also feminine and I don't like feminine men) but I did like his, idk how to say it, niche? of trying to be interesting when he's not, I chose him for last because he's the least attractive for me but I ended up liking him more than I thought
This game made an irreparable damage on my brain because it fed the monster that is my old man fetish so directly so I can't say anything wrong against this, I just speedread everything and ignored the cringe dialogue (pretty hard) so I guess you can say I turned off my brain to play this
It exacerbates my mental illness and I must say that I just speedran the dialogue cause I felt like it was too american for me to understand with all the references and big dialogues and whatnot
So I must speak (spoilers of course) about every daddy because I need to put my feelings into words
In the order I romanced them
Joseph: holy fuck he's the first I fell in love with, and his dates were like the ones that exuded romance the most out of all of them, but Jesus that ending just destroyed me
I'd still let him cuck me and use me only to cheat on his wife I don't care
Robert: I'm a sucker for "I can fix him" mfs and damn, I sexed him at the start but him crying on my shoulder was better than anything
His dates were pretty funny too but I must say I excercised my speedreading on his third date because I wasn't going to read all of that shit
Hugo: Pretty gimmicky, I guess it's pretty realistic that you do nerd things when you date a nerd and he felt pretty authentic but I don't think he really delivered
Brian: Also gimmicky, it was just fluff and I don't really like that but that last scene with him pretty much made me like him
Mat: The most boring out of them all, I must say I liked his ending and third date but he's just insufferably boring and I hate people who make music their personality so he didn't sit well with me
Craig: I don't really like him (newborn dad lmao) but I did like his relationship with the avatar, felt pretty authentic and it was nice to see him develop a little
Damien: Too feminine for me (since I'm also feminine and I don't like feminine men) but I did like his, idk how to say it, niche? of trying to be interesting when he's not, I chose him for last because he's the least attractive for me but I ended up liking him more than I thought
This game made an irreparable damage on my brain because it fed the monster that is my old man fetish so directly so I can't say anything wrong against this, I just speedread everything and ignored the cringe dialogue (pretty hard) so I guess you can say I turned off my brain to play this