This game is my version of Peter Griffin's, "I did not care for the Godfather". All of my friends love this fucking game. I couldn't even finish it. And I don't even really know why I have no desire to continue it. The combat and swinging is solid. But it got stale. Once I learned the mechanics, I needed the world and the story to grip me. It just didn't. And I don't know why. The characters aren't badly written and the visuals aren't bad or anything. But I just don't care and I even found myself straight up hating the characters during cutscenes for absolutely no reason I can spot. Just like funny Family Man, the only answer I can give for why I didn't finish this is, "It insists upon itself". A statement that means absolutely fucking nothing because I can't explain why I don't like the thing everyone else likes. I just don't.

Reviewed on Sep 06, 2023


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