I'm sure this game is good. It's a followup to Final Fantasy XII, one of my favourite games, so it's GOTTA be, right?

Kinda. The art style? Lovely. Seeing all these characters I love again? Excellent! The gameplay? Clunky, and slower than some things that don't move at all. Seriously. It's hard to put into words just how slow-as-molasses this game is to play until you actually play it yourself, and it drags the WHOLE game down as a result.

A bloody great disappointment.