I spent dozens of minutes bypassing the language barriers erected solely to prevent America from playing Phantasy Star Online back in the day, since my friends were gushing about how excited they were for this to come out. I lied about my country of origin. My emails from Sega and YouTube are still in Japanese by default to this day, and if I ever step into Japan I may be shot on sight. When I finally logged in on my contemporary toaster laptop, I made my own Original the Character. After hours of labor, moving sliders to the maximum side of either direction and giggling more and more as my character got progressively ridiculous, Lappy McBunBuns was born on July 18, 2012. I then proceeded to not play a single actual second of game playing however this game's gameplay plays. But I can tell you, friend, I didn't regret any of them