I remember renting this game from Blockbuster as a kid and me and my brother being unable to make any real progress in it. The controls are easily some of the worst in gaming history. Grating sound effects, no real story, bad graphics; I could go on, but everything bad about this game has already been said.

In high school, I got sick with walking pneumonia and was out of school for two weeks. During that time, I downloaded a ROM of this game and played it again for the meme. While I never beat it, I got STUPIDLY good at the ring flying sections without even using a controller, just keyboard. One of my most useless gaming talents for sure.