Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Sonic... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run through loop-de-loops and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the goal ring, and that gorgeous homing attack. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off Sonic 3D Blast, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first had your rough transition into 3D and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you kill Perfect Chaos, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then alas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2006 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2022 you made history happen. You came back from Sonic 06, and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "AW YEAH!, THIS IS HAPPENING" Not only have you changed the game of platformers and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Sonic The Hedgehog.