Finished the Collection, Unlocks, and Secrets (only used passwords for the ones mechanically impossible to unlock on iOS), so I’m good marking this as my completion date. I’ve seen this called everything from a roguelike to a bullet hell shooter to a musou game to survival horror (??), but you know the genre this has the most in common with? Idle games! Vampire Survivors’ DNA is more Antimatter Dimensions than Hades, which makes it a perfect game to half-pay attention to while the TV’s going, and which also seems to have brought out some seriously unhinged takes from the denizens of this here website. It is OK for a game to be shallow and mindlessly fun! It is, quite literally, not that deep!