White mages: "I cast this life gain aura on my life gain token so that when I tap my life gain land I gain life from my life gain artifact every time I cast a life gain sorcery targeting my life gain battle so that I gain life when I gain life oops I forgot to put creatures in my deck"
Blue mages: "It's MY game and you can't play unless *I* say so!"
Black mages: "I have the most cards in my graveyard, making me the victor" (but actually)
Red mages: "Welp it's turn 5 and I don't have a clear path to victory, time to scoop"
Green mages: "A 2/2 creature that DOESN'T tap for mana OR let you dig for land? Trash."
Blue mages: "It's MY game and you can't play unless *I* say so!"
Black mages: "I have the most cards in my graveyard, making me the victor" (but actually)
Red mages: "Welp it's turn 5 and I don't have a clear path to victory, time to scoop"
Green mages: "A 2/2 creature that DOESN'T tap for mana OR let you dig for land? Trash."