The last time I was in town for a night out I saw a young man, drunk, being removed from a strip club. he made threatening gestures towards the bouncer before falling backwards through a bush into a concrete pot. We all laughed.

There was another night, I saw a woman hunched down to wee against a shop shutter before she lost her balance and fell onto her own waste, piss all over her skirt.

I saw a man in London having a wank on a moped. I was eating hash browns I had gotten from a mcdonald's near King's Cross. I just left him to it.

In Glasgow i saw two girls one night having a kiss. It was quite sweet. Its sad knowing that, that simple gesture of love shared between two people in certain places of the world could be dangerous to express publically, so I just thought it was nice. As I passed them I noticed they werent kissing but were infact digging their nails into each other faces, clawing at each other as if they were zombies, drunk out of their mind.

I was in a CEX and saw a junkie buying Spawn on DVD. I didn't say anything then, either.

A prostutite offered me her services one night as I was going home. I wasn't sure at what point of talking to a prostitute you could get arrested so I just hurried on nervously.

She told me she was cold.

My factory sealed copy of Ghost Trick had a pube inside the box.

The young man who fell over the bush. He uh... he died. He fell back and landed on his head, a bad hit in the wrong place, simple as that. Dead. His last moments on this earth were spent being dragged out of a stripclub and giving abuse and being laughed at. We were still laughing as he lay there before we realized.

Yakuza was released in 2006 for the Playstation 2 and received generally positive reviews