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WHAT THE FUCK, BLIZZARD?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ARTHAS?!

You took the greatest character ever written in this franchise and chuck him the soul-blender for a bunch of fucking anima? That's all we get from this guy?! He should have had a redemption arc! He really should have. Anakin had one, for fuck's sake.

But no, you just made him a little essence that Sylvanas basically tells to fuck off. FUCK. YOU. BLIZZARD. Your story is shit in this game. I fucking hate you for this! Stop simping over Sylvanas. We don't care about her. We wanted our boy back to get the redemption he should have had.

Also, the Jailer just dies. And The Lich King?! No more Lich King! They just make a new fucking crown and give it to a character barely give a shit about.

Way to butcher the best story you ever told, asshats! I'm glad Microsoft is buying you. I hope they make you tell better stories. Because you've been needing that since Metzen left in 2017!

This expansion had so much potential, story-wise. We could have seen legends from the old Warcraft games for the first time ever here. But nope. Barely even touched them. What a waste of potential just so you could simp over Sylvanas some more.

...I fucking hate this expansion now. It's WORSE than BFA. At least that had some cool vibes. This expansion just ended on the sourest note ever.

Please don't fuck up Dragonflight. Though I'm so worried you guys are gonna.

God help us.

Reviewed on Jul 18, 2022


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