WOAH BROHAM, BROMEISTER, BROCHOCHO, if you want to shred this gnarly hill, you have to take this mandatory tutorial where we clearly see you eat shit but will still praise you like you’re a baby. 1.5/10 the controls are mid at best with egregious dialogue and they ruined Gangster’s Paradise by using a ukulele version. I’d rather play JSR on the Dreamcast with my bare nipples.