So, listen kid:
There are several addictions in this world, and most of them are condemned to hell by those pegi bastards.
But you know what kid? Gambling? Gambling is nothing for them.
You'll see all over the place, lootboxes, random skins, "drops", all the good shit for those gambling addicts.
And violence? Oh boy, serve yourself. They'll even give you all the guns you can wish for?
Sex? Drugs? Alcohol? Smoking? Listen kid we don't do that here. That's a no-no, pegi 18 kid, don't go snuffin' around.
THAT'S UNLESS YOU WANT TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME OF BUCKSHOT RULETTE BITCH WE SMOKIN' AND DRINKIN' AND THE OTHER SHIT THAT YOU CAN JUST FIND IN ANY OTHER VIDEOGAME BUT YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS HAVEN'T I SEEN A SINGULAR TOBACCO GUN WEILDING DRUNK MANIAC? YEAH, FUCK THAT, I NEED MORE OF ALL THE ADDICITONS ON SOME UGLY ASS BASTARD IN THE MOST ILLEGAL PIECE OF JUNK THAT IS BARELY A BUILDING.
Really this game is great and my biggest pro is that it just says "fuck that USA love for guns and violence but extreme hate to any more soft issue that is in truth a way to demonize the poor".
The alcohol and cigarettes are just the last of your fucking concerns in front of a fucking shotgun.
There are several addictions in this world, and most of them are condemned to hell by those pegi bastards.
But you know what kid? Gambling? Gambling is nothing for them.
You'll see all over the place, lootboxes, random skins, "drops", all the good shit for those gambling addicts.
And violence? Oh boy, serve yourself. They'll even give you all the guns you can wish for?
Sex? Drugs? Alcohol? Smoking? Listen kid we don't do that here. That's a no-no, pegi 18 kid, don't go snuffin' around.
THAT'S UNLESS YOU WANT TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME OF BUCKSHOT RULETTE BITCH WE SMOKIN' AND DRINKIN' AND THE OTHER SHIT THAT YOU CAN JUST FIND IN ANY OTHER VIDEOGAME BUT YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS HAVEN'T I SEEN A SINGULAR TOBACCO GUN WEILDING DRUNK MANIAC? YEAH, FUCK THAT, I NEED MORE OF ALL THE ADDICITONS ON SOME UGLY ASS BASTARD IN THE MOST ILLEGAL PIECE OF JUNK THAT IS BARELY A BUILDING.
Really this game is great and my biggest pro is that it just says "fuck that USA love for guns and violence but extreme hate to any more soft issue that is in truth a way to demonize the poor".
The alcohol and cigarettes are just the last of your fucking concerns in front of a fucking shotgun.