I cannae believe the entire catalyst for this story is a lassie wanting that Dick of Time.

It's a solid musou, but the story itself is just very weak. Boring shit. Linkle's stuff is the best part because she's an idiot with a bad sense of direction who manages to get the job done, and I hate that she doesn't really exist as her own character. More like a gender-swap of Link. A "what if?".

She should have just been Aryll. Make it so that sometimes the current Link has a wee sister called Aryll who thinks she's the chosen hero, and is thus competitive with him. This is easy shit, and very cool. Nintendo, pay me.

I barely touched the adventure map stuff because it's the most heinous grindy unintuitive fluff I've seen in a game for some time. Feels like gacha shit they forgot to add payment options to. Very crap to lock all these cool weapons behind it as well. I pray that stuff doesn't show up in Age of Calamity.

Reviewed on Jan 19, 2022


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