What a pile of absolute garbage.
I usually like playing shitty games you know to have a laugh with a couple of friends that sort of thing I may even like the game itself despite how shitty it is at times.
This is not one of those times I can't even begin to describe how fucked this is I mean it has everything
Shitty stiff unresponsive controls ,blurry shitty graphics (for 2006),shitty fucking level design , non existent AI , godawful "stealth" section that you complete by complete luck ,fucked maze levels that can get you softlocked easily and so much more garbage lets go level by level since this is mercifully really short (thank sweet merciful god for that)
Level 1: you chase your vampire wife through the streets and there's some ghouls and other jobber vampires nothing too offensive here except the god awful controls where you spam R1 and pray that your character actually fucking shoots. Also the vampire enemies either die from one bolt or decide to become invincible deities or your bolt straight up clips through em because they are attempting to fuse with you at all times.
Level 2: the godawful stealth section is here and it's a fucking masterpiece. Sometimes you can fuck enemies in the ass and not get noticed at all others they see you from 295890582058 miles away because fuck you. What happens if you get seen? oh just a 2 minute unskippable scene and then the game spits you out at the main menu screen that's all. you almost beat it and some vampire decides to have godly vision? fuck you back to menu after the cutscene.
Level 3 : You fight vampires , ghouls and shitty ass microscopic imps that attack you from god knows where oh btw EVERY single enemy in the game just bum rushes you in an attempt to fuse with your model thus doing damage everysingle one does this including bosses. Speaking of bosses you fight one at the end of a long gauntlet of enemies and he's just a reskin of the default vampire enemies you've been dealing with all this time Except he's piss easy and dies in 4-5 bolts.
Level 4: motherfucking level4 starts you out in prison with no weapons at all and you have to navigate a maze of jail cells and work with a ghost to find your shit but first he asks you to find a gold watch which is too fucking small and thrown in a small ass corner so you'll barely fucking see it. after that the ghost says lets go find a key that opens one of the 23098023948320 jail cells that happens to hold your weapons. you can find the key right away before doing all that shit but the game goes ape shit and you get softlocked because fuck you as always. you can also go to the second floor and into another area where the door is locked behind you. Now you are in a boss fight with your wife again and if you got here by accident before getting your weapons guess what? FUCK YOU GO BACK TO THE START AND DO ALL THIS SHIT AGAIN.
leve- You know what no fuck this garbage I typed enough if all that rambling doesn't convince you that this is a piece of shit to avoid at all costs then you are a masochist plane and simple. fuck this game.
I usually like playing shitty games you know to have a laugh with a couple of friends that sort of thing I may even like the game itself despite how shitty it is at times.
This is not one of those times I can't even begin to describe how fucked this is I mean it has everything
Shitty stiff unresponsive controls ,blurry shitty graphics (for 2006),shitty fucking level design , non existent AI , godawful "stealth" section that you complete by complete luck ,fucked maze levels that can get you softlocked easily and so much more garbage lets go level by level since this is mercifully really short (thank sweet merciful god for that)
Level 1: you chase your vampire wife through the streets and there's some ghouls and other jobber vampires nothing too offensive here except the god awful controls where you spam R1 and pray that your character actually fucking shoots. Also the vampire enemies either die from one bolt or decide to become invincible deities or your bolt straight up clips through em because they are attempting to fuse with you at all times.
Level 2: the godawful stealth section is here and it's a fucking masterpiece. Sometimes you can fuck enemies in the ass and not get noticed at all others they see you from 295890582058 miles away because fuck you. What happens if you get seen? oh just a 2 minute unskippable scene and then the game spits you out at the main menu screen that's all. you almost beat it and some vampire decides to have godly vision? fuck you back to menu after the cutscene.
Level 3 : You fight vampires , ghouls and shitty ass microscopic imps that attack you from god knows where oh btw EVERY single enemy in the game just bum rushes you in an attempt to fuse with your model thus doing damage everysingle one does this including bosses. Speaking of bosses you fight one at the end of a long gauntlet of enemies and he's just a reskin of the default vampire enemies you've been dealing with all this time Except he's piss easy and dies in 4-5 bolts.
Level 4: motherfucking level4 starts you out in prison with no weapons at all and you have to navigate a maze of jail cells and work with a ghost to find your shit but first he asks you to find a gold watch which is too fucking small and thrown in a small ass corner so you'll barely fucking see it. after that the ghost says lets go find a key that opens one of the 23098023948320 jail cells that happens to hold your weapons. you can find the key right away before doing all that shit but the game goes ape shit and you get softlocked because fuck you as always. you can also go to the second floor and into another area where the door is locked behind you. Now you are in a boss fight with your wife again and if you got here by accident before getting your weapons guess what? FUCK YOU GO BACK TO THE START AND DO ALL THIS SHIT AGAIN.
leve- You know what no fuck this garbage I typed enough if all that rambling doesn't convince you that this is a piece of shit to avoid at all costs then you are a masochist plane and simple. fuck this game.