this game is the perfect litmus test for anyone's capabilities as a reviewer.

-if you clutch pearls about the obvious inspiration points, general dudebro vibes, and the supposed instances of "plagiarism" (which consist of a single paragraph of text that is openly credited) in order to condemn the game on moral grounds, you get an F
-if all you can see from this is a product of malice, you get a D
-if you uncritically wash away all common criticism as uninformed and see the game as an okay romp with a bad combat system, you get a C
-if you take the half-hearted, detached "there were good ideas here but they didn't turn out right. their mom had cancer :(" approach you get a B
-if you can say literally anything else about this game, you get an A

Reviewed on Jan 02, 2021


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