Have you ever noticed that the protagonists in vampire stories are almost always major nerds? And can you imagine how insulting that is to the vampires? You go to sleep in a mahogany coffin in the basement of your personal castle like an OG and then you wake up to some nerd staking you in the heart in between bouts of crying over his girl that you stole with a glance from your bewitching eyes. Then he goes outside to a village of people who you worked to keep as your thralls for years and he's all like "the curse that has vexed you is finally lifted." Sounds like nerd daydreaming to me