Well it's not like I was expecting much from this one considering it's based on one of of the worst SpongeBob episodes that even had the gall of criminally wasting the late great David Bowie, but holy fuckin' barnacles it's like we've really reached rock bottom.
The next game to come from Blitz Games and easily one of their worst (most likely sitting closely next to Surf & Skate Roadtrip) Atlantis Squarepantis is essentially a collection of minigames, all of which are utterly terrible and most definitely outstay their welcome.
You know this game is wearing that Shovelware badge with total ass pride when there's a rhythm minigame with the characters walking about... that has essentially no rhythm to it, goes on for 789 gazillion hours and basically makes up half of the game.
Man, I just can't get to The Cosmic Shake fast enough.
The next game to come from Blitz Games and easily one of their worst (most likely sitting closely next to Surf & Skate Roadtrip) Atlantis Squarepantis is essentially a collection of minigames, all of which are utterly terrible and most definitely outstay their welcome.
You know this game is wearing that Shovelware badge with total ass pride when there's a rhythm minigame with the characters walking about... that has essentially no rhythm to it, goes on for 789 gazillion hours and basically makes up half of the game.
Man, I just can't get to The Cosmic Shake fast enough.