"Miyazaki-san! We have just completed the 100 page narrative design document for this game. A stroke of genius getting GRRM on board, too, sir. Players are sure to enjoy the rich narrative as well as the...
"Delete 95% of that document at once."
"But...Sir...!"
Hidetaka Miyazaki spits a twenty-sided die out of his mouth. It lands on a battered copy of the Necronomicon.
"I said burn 95% of that document," he intones, calmly, "Then get the team to work on twenty new NPCs who all cackle in different ways at the end of every sentence..."
As the young narrative designer turns around to exit, Miyazaki stops him:
"Cover another 80% of the game map with random gravestones, please."
"Delete 95% of that document at once."
"But...Sir...!"
Hidetaka Miyazaki spits a twenty-sided die out of his mouth. It lands on a battered copy of the Necronomicon.
"I said burn 95% of that document," he intones, calmly, "Then get the team to work on twenty new NPCs who all cackle in different ways at the end of every sentence..."
As the young narrative designer turns around to exit, Miyazaki stops him:
"Cover another 80% of the game map with random gravestones, please."