Terrible in a particularly unique way. The graphics are nearly illegible and your character walks as if he's not particularly committed to the physical therapy after the car accident that stole his wife from him.

There is very little instruction. It's a real-time combat thing which usually boils down to keeping a shield up and using everything as it comes off cooldown. The aesthetics do not help the mechanics become more interesting.

It was a few dollars for a joke. Not terrible if you've skipped a check-out line candy bar purchase.