Valve be like: Hey fellow PC-Gamer, you ever heard of something called a “C-O-N-T-R-O-L-L-E-R”? It has X,Y,A,B buttons, shoulder buttons and two analog-sticks which… I know it sounds crazy, but you can actually tilt them in any direction you want! It probably sounds a bit far stretched but you might be able to play games with this magical device!

But in all seriousness, it’s a charming introduction for the steam deck.