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No crying until the very end

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're looking at Game of the Year material here. In a display of renewed brand synergy, McDonald's delivers a monumental return to form in the gaming market. Games of yesteryear such as M.C. Kids and Global Gladiators have come and gone, but the McDonald's fans have clamored for more. Grimace's Birthday is the answer to those prayers. With four levels of action-packed adventure, this digital masterpiece proves its standing with the greats. Let us not forget the dialogue in which this adventure is composed.

"Birdie, this is literally insane" - Grimace, 2023

I await the day hack fraud companies like Nintendo and Square Enix try to come back in the face of this achievement. Super Mario Bros. Wonder? Final Fantasy VII Rebirth? Please. Godspeed McDonald's Corporation and Krool Toys.

Reviewed on Oct 16, 2023


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