MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME, TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
TRYING HARD TO SAVE THE GIRL, OBSTACLES, I'M JUMPING HURDLES
I'M GROWING UP TO BE A BIG BOY
I BATTLE WITH THE EVIL WAYS, I TRAVEL FAR AND TRY AND SAVE
SORRY, BUT YOUR PRINCESS ISN'T HERE
I TAKE A REST, I PUSH THE PAUSE, LEVEL UP AND MOVE ALONG
IN HOPES THAT THE NEXT STAGE I WILL CLEAR; I FUCKING PASSED, ASSHOLE

I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP FROM DYING

IT'S JUST A GAME THAT WE PLAY, AND FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES
LOOKING FOR A BETTER WAY TO PLAY IT
LIFE IS FOR KEEPING SCORE AND FOREVERMORE
STOP COMPLAINING AND START CHANGING IT