At first brush this definitely looks like shovelware, but when I was scrolling through the Switch eShop and happened to stumble upon it, I really thought it had the chance to be some sort of ironic masterpiece, and determined to play it at some point. Having finally played it some months later, I realize I set my expectations too high.

Now, to be fair, I do think that ironic masterpiece is what they were going for here, there are a lot of really wacky ideas that make me confident in saying that they didn't set out to make a B-tier shovelware title, but most of these ideas don't land well because the dialouge is pretty stiff.

I am still glad I tried it—I like the usage of real photographs for the characters and backgrounds, and I think it's worth trying out super obscure stuff once in a while just to see what you get—but it didn't really pay off.

Also all of the pizza looked terrible.