"mmm yesss, you may play as your favorite characters in a similar vein to the Adventure series once again..."

[a finger on the monkey paw curls...]

"...but THIS time, they'll all play like hot garbage! and have limited playability! in a poorly-designed DLC that doesn't really expand on anything! and we'll hype it up for an entire year before release! ooOOOhoohoohooHOO~!" - Sega witches, probably