my hobbies include:
-Being cruel and sadistic to everyone around me
-Leaning over and admiring my very sharp, deadly "Evilest Woman in Finance" award
-Going to my soundproofed room alone and ruminating on the incompetence of my employees
-Sipping the mysterious drinks that appear in my office
-Overlooking the patrons of my bank through the dangerously thin glass of my office window and monologuing about destroying the middle class for fun
-Keeping sensitive files out of the hands of Ruby Red, investigative reporter.

I understand if you don't appreciate what I enjoy doing with my time, but my self-care is my self-care.