I feel dirty playing this. There's barely a game here, it's just slow bullet hell with idle game elements. I'm not working towards anything significant, I'm not really getting anything out of it beyond dopamine (and lots of it, fucking hell this thing is like a fruit machine). And yet I boot it up and my brain just goes into autopilot for the next 2 hours; I wake back up and I've gained nothing except the regret that I could have done about 200 better things with my time. It's like going on twitter but without all the bickering.

How the fuck do you even rate it? I want to say I hate what it represents but there's also a part of me that loves how much it says "fuck it" and commits to the bit.