It's just... whatever. I have no idea who they made this game for. The story is over within 3 hours of playtime. I literally 100% the game in 10 hours, well, I WOULD, if there wasn't an achievement for playing 20 hours straight and one for playing 3 hours of coop. I ain't doin' all that shit for god damn Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell, goes double for coop, it would be beyond embarrassing to ask one of my friends to play this with me for 3 hours, so I just used a 3rd party software to give myself the achievements, I deserve them after playing this for 10 hours. Once you are done with most of the fun activities like Insurance Fraud and the fly-racing minigame, you realize just how empty this game is, because everything else is combat-realted, and the combat is just ass. You have 4 powers: the fun one (stomp), the why would I use this I can just shoot them (the energy ball thingy), the imps (fucking worthless), and THE POWER THAT COMPLETLY FREEZES ENEMIES 10 METERS AWAY FROM YOU. The last one also works on "bosses" except the final one, so you can literally just stand next to the toughest enemies in the game and unload into their heads whatever you want. Nothing in this game is a threat to you, the demons, the lava, the cars, literally nothing. On top of that are the controls that are at best fine, and at worst superbly frustrating. Just... why play this? WHY DID I PLAY THIS? I don't know, I'm probably going to forget all of this in 2 weeks, but I will never forget that this is where Saint's Row went to die.

Reviewed on Dec 05, 2023


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