The best videogame sci-fi universe. I'm sorry Halo, I'm sorry Dead Space. But it's not even a competition.

Anyway here is a list of every Mass Effect companion and how much I want to have sex with them.

-Ashley: She's alright in the 3rd game, but too racist in the first 2 games for me to feel comfortable making love to her
-Kaiden: Imma be honest I always forget he exists, sorry, too boring
-Tali: Yes, even with the suit on, fuck it, especially with the suit on
-Liara: God yes, especially after she gets a personality after the first game
-Garrus: I dont really want to fuck Garrus, but I do want him to lovingly hold me close at night while he whispers sweet nothings into my ear
-Wrex: Yes but it might make things akward between us, maybe if we both agreed never to talk about it again
-Miranda: Yes (No explanation required)
-Jacob: Maybe? Seems like he has a lot going on right now. Maybe in a couple years
-Thane: Yes, the mans an absolute DILF
-Kasumi: While she obviously hasn't gotten over her ex I would still go for it
-Grunt: Basically a child, so no.
-Zaeed: No, while all the squadmates kill people regularly, Zaeed seems to actually enjoy it the most, best avoid
-Jack: In ME3 yes, but I value the structual integrity of my balls too much to go for her in ME2
-Morinth: Same as above
-Samara: Yes, I support single mothers
-Mordin: No, I love Moridin with all my heart, but I don't have the capacity to view him in a sexual way
-Legion: No, I'm not even sure how it would work anyway
-EDI: I'm sorry Joker but, YES GOD YES PLEASE
-James: Yeah I guess, but he's such a tool, if he wasn't in the ME universe he would be the lamest most annoying guy ever
-Javik: I love ya Javik but you ugly as fuck