Be me

2000 something

Saw a game with a good looking, smart, trad interesting girl on the front, a game with such girl on the cover must be a good game

Bought and went home

Proceed to install

Installed

Play the tutorial, everything looks good

Quit and proceed to burn a mix CD of Avril Lavigne and Evanescence to give it to a girl I like

CD burner writes at approximately 1/2 kilobyte per minute

Intrigued google'd the symptoms

S T A R F O R C E

Uninstall the game

Burning speed still slower than a broken floppy disk upside down

Google again

sfdrvrem.exe

Everything works now, 48X speed mix CD ready to deploy

Didn't gave the CD to the girl

This game sure changed my life, who knows what would have happened if I had been able to burn the CD the first time, another timeline for sure.