Fuckin' hell. I did not expect this to be as fantastic as it is. The world, the characters, the missions... everything is just top-notch murderfun.

It's great to see a franchise actually evolve somewhat by tweaking the shitty stuff and maxing-out the cool stuff. So nice to see what Ubisoft did with this. Awesome work.

Also, there's a bear called Cheeseburger in it. You get to give him a wee pat on the head. And make him eat people.

I love videogames.