It has been brought to my attention that some humans say "one can have too much of a good thing." This is just too much of a bad thing.

It could be much, much worse. It doesn't offend me. I am still staggered by how much this game wants you to put time in it without possessing any soul or gravity. It feels like a game for people who have great love for video games as a concept and I hate video games. Whatever referential charm or quirky inventiveness some people see in it is wholly absent to me.

Last time I tried playing this I got an email from my mother that my cat, Sulu, had died. I was still happier in my grieving, imagining his cream-colored fur and soft pink nose, his warm purring and the way he hugged my leg with his tail- so much happier hurting for his loss than playing this overhyped nothing.

Masturbating is more rewarding and takes less time.