If the game wasn’t constantly breaking due to ubisoft having no clue how to make a glitch free video game (or a launcher for that matter) then it was making me unlock useless combos instead of grabbing which is kind of needed in a beatemup where all of the enemies block your attacks constantly.
Through unexplainable sheer luck and coincidence that confuses even the smartest scientists, the game miraculously stopped all of the previously mentioned glitches. That was when I noticed it, or rather heard it. It was shattering any chance that my already bad hearing had at recovery through its god awful soundtrack. This is seriously some of the worst shit ive ever heard 🔥
Through divine intervention, God himself answered my prayers. He bestowed upon me a single blessing, one that allowed me to live and see the game, no, life itself in a new image. In His unyielding grace, I was allowed to see the game past its many, and no word can do this justice, many problems. Because of this, I noticed Scott Pilgrim™’s horrendous, disproportionate and repulsive art style that the wretched series is somehow known for, blinding my once unobscured eyes.
In the dark reaches of existence, unknown beings who are capable of power beyond the comprehension of even the most powerful deity heard my plight. Effortlessly and without a single movement, the beings shot out a single, delicate and precise ionizing particle from the cores of their existence. Traveling at speeds unparalleled in any reality, the speed quaked the heavens themselves and the very fabric of reality. The destined particle perfectly hit my Windows 10 Computer within an interval that defies all logic after entering the atmosphere, changing a single binary number to a 0, and thanks to the poor optimization of the game and Ubisoft’s incompetent developers, that is all it took for my game to crash completely. With it, my save data not only in game but on my entire computer was completely destroyed. Every single file was corrupted and it was all thanks to Ubisoft.
Please. Do not play this fucking game.
Through unexplainable sheer luck and coincidence that confuses even the smartest scientists, the game miraculously stopped all of the previously mentioned glitches. That was when I noticed it, or rather heard it. It was shattering any chance that my already bad hearing had at recovery through its god awful soundtrack. This is seriously some of the worst shit ive ever heard 🔥
Through divine intervention, God himself answered my prayers. He bestowed upon me a single blessing, one that allowed me to live and see the game, no, life itself in a new image. In His unyielding grace, I was allowed to see the game past its many, and no word can do this justice, many problems. Because of this, I noticed Scott Pilgrim™’s horrendous, disproportionate and repulsive art style that the wretched series is somehow known for, blinding my once unobscured eyes.
In the dark reaches of existence, unknown beings who are capable of power beyond the comprehension of even the most powerful deity heard my plight. Effortlessly and without a single movement, the beings shot out a single, delicate and precise ionizing particle from the cores of their existence. Traveling at speeds unparalleled in any reality, the speed quaked the heavens themselves and the very fabric of reality. The destined particle perfectly hit my Windows 10 Computer within an interval that defies all logic after entering the atmosphere, changing a single binary number to a 0, and thanks to the poor optimization of the game and Ubisoft’s incompetent developers, that is all it took for my game to crash completely. With it, my save data not only in game but on my entire computer was completely destroyed. Every single file was corrupted and it was all thanks to Ubisoft.
Please. Do not play this fucking game.