THIS IS PURE VIDEO GAMING! THIS IS THE VIDEO GAMING OF OUR ANCESTORS! YOU KNOW THAT CAVEMAN PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT KICKS IN AND GIVES YOU MONKEY DOPAMINE! THAT IS THIS GAME BUT FOR VIDEO GAMES! GET IMMERSED IN THIS GRAND-STANDING FAIRY TALE WORLD WHERE YOU SHOW EVERYONE WHO'S BOSS BY RUNNING THEM OVER IN A STREET CAR NAMED ADOL CHRISTAN!