If Persona 3 Reload has done anything for me aside from make me lose any and all social skill and give me crippling social anxiety it has showed me that Koromaru is the gratest character ever made. Koromaru ran, so that Morgana and Teddy, aka worse shittier versions, could crawl. Because they don't even amount to a fraction of what my goat Koromaru is even able to accomplish. This man Koromaru can miss 15 times in a row and I will say "Thank you for the heavenly pleasure my goat, my baby boy, prince, please continue to miss 15 more times and I will still never bench you my king. Please take this crown, sit upon your throne and I will carry you through Tartarus myself." On the other hand though Morgana, maybe Morgana will do something crazy like get a team wipe and then proceed to say some dumb shit like "Oh my god lady Ann did you see that, please bend over and lick my asshole right now, my chocolate starfish is gaping at the thought of just you" and then I always want to kill myself after that interaction because holy fucking shit Morgana is the worst character ever made, and yes, you can pet Koromaru. Greatest decision Atlus has ever made. This is why Persona 3 Reload is game of the year.

Reviewed on Feb 29, 2024


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